In the least surprising Oscars for longer than we care to remember, Dame Helen Mirren won the Best Actress Oscar for The Queen, meaning that she finally has enough awards to use them to spell out "Who's the best Dame now?" in her garden so that Judi Dench can see it next time she's on Google Earth; Forest Whitaker won the Best Actor Oscar for The Last King Of Scotland and Martin Scorsese won Best Director and Best Picture for The Departed.
