Oscars go to the predictable

In the least surprising Oscars for longer than we care to remember, Dame Helen Mirren won the Best Actress Oscar for The Queen, meaning that she finally has enough awards to use them to spell out "Who's the best Dame now?" in her garden so that Judi Dench can see it next time she's on Google Earth; Forest Whitaker won the Best Actor Oscar for The Last King Of Scotland and Martin Scorsese won Best Director and Best Picture for The Departed. But the Oscars really only belonged to one man - Jack Nicholson, who didn't win anything but had shaved off all his hair, presumably in some kind of warped tribute to Britney Spears.